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Favorite book: "Collecting Beanie Babies For Dummies"

Musical influences: Debbie Gibson, Joey Lawrence, Devo

Have Been Told I Look Like: A cross between Fabio, Prince, and Screech

Habits:

  • Getting piggy-back rides from strangers
  • Saying words while coughing
  • "Moshing" at company picnics
  • Giving strangers "Wet Willies" and running
  • Putting Mom in a head-lock

I often wonder...
  • Is bottled water worth the money?
  • Will there be another "Friday The 13th" sequel?
  • Does drumming give me super powers?
  • Who decided to put the silent "g" in "phlegm"?
  • Do eyebrows have a purpose?
  • Is it illegal to drive a car in reverse for several miles at a time?

My Favorite Web Stuff:

The Cukes - Screamin' Cucumbers home page

Favorite Collectible

Movie talk - Umm movie talk and stuff

Funny funny stuff here

Let Love Rule - Listen to this man

Brandon
Credentials:
Brandon is a veteran drummer with over twenty years of experience. His exposure to jazz, rock, metal, and more over the years has molded him into an excitingly diverse player.

Back in the early 90s, you may have spotted him playing drums at a University of Wisconsin, Madison sporting event -- like Rob, he was a member of their band for four years. Besides drums, his other passions are sports and the stock market.

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