Screamin Cucumbers John

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Favorite Sesame Street Character: Snuffalupagus

Mary Ann or Ginger? My wife (Webmaster Note: "Did anyone else hear the sound of a whip cracking?")

Favorite Movie Line: (Napoleon Dynamite) - Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

Kazastanian: John translates to "One who makes plaster crime scene tire tracks."

Favorite Pakuni (chimpanzee-like cavemen): Ta... No Sa. Wait I know Cha-Ka.

Im a big sports fan and an even bigger gamer. Over years I've owned just about every gamin' system ever made. If they made a sports game I played. So, when I tell you that Sears Tennis is still the best game I've ever played you better believe it.

The match play is extrodinary. It's so realistic you have to consider 'real' tennis to be virtual baby. The controls are simple and yet in the hands of a true gamer like myself, unmasterable. Backhand, forehand, overhead its in there kids.

What about the graphics? The game is from the early 80's so they suck right? Don't bet on it buckaroos. Once you get in the zone, you are in the game. YOU ARE IN THE GAME!!!

If you find this game buy it. If you can't give me a call and if I can pull myself away from the game long enough to answer the phone, I might just let you come over and rock out on Sear's Tennis!

My Favorite Web Stuff:

Butterball

Gear Info. - This is where I go when I forget my dice

Greatest TV Show

Character? I want people to know a little bit about the kind of guy I am. Look under "Sturdy Brawler".

Credentials:

John has been playing in bands in the Milwaukee area dating back to about 1991. He plays rhythm guitar and shares lead vocals with Rob in The Screamin’ Cucumbers.

He loves to play music but enjoys live performances and feeding off the energy of a partying crowd more than anything. Some of his former bands were “First Avenue”, “Whiskey Richard”, and “BoomChild”.

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